Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 05:39:22 pm

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Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 949
Location: Carmel, IN

Ahhh...Delta. You continue to shrivel on the vine. How about a new marketing slogan?

"Delta - we're not as bad as U.S. Air."

"Delta - Sit Down and Shut Up!"

"Ding. You can now move about the country. But don't expect us to smile, you filthy pigs."

"We love to fly and it...oh, who are we kidding. We suck"

"Delta - The only thing older than our planes are our flight attendants."

"The second-best airline to Atlanta."

"Oooh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?!!"

Can I get a peanut crumb with that thimble of Coke?


Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 04:11:15 am

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Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 2316
Location: Indianapolis, IN

You forgot...

Delta... your flight to/from ATL has been delayed. - Even Geeks Like To Eat.

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